October 15th email: Really good unity

heyo! well i get a new comp today and i get to see Jordo Marsh today! so that's fun my new comp is korean and his name is elder Lee. should be a good time... hopefully he doesn't drive heheheheh  things are going good here in sturgeon. one of investigators got baptized into a different church so that was neat.... he said he just needed to get baptized to get rid of his family curse. so hes just a looney case. but anyway Garr should send some of his pics over yonder. maybe some of Logans guns :) anyway im really enjoying the mish its fun times. hopefully i will have more success with elder Lee.  i just got off the phone with elder Marsh and he is doing good and i get to see him soon so thats way rad im stoked to give him a big bear hug. yeah and i can only have DVDs that have the church seal. thats really cool that Mubs team is doing so good. hopefully they win it all. well i dont have much to say other then time is going by really fast and im enjoying it. im excited to have a new comp it will be fun, oh and i get to see elder watt die (go home) so that will be nice. oh and my comp is training hahahaha pore kid is gonna hate the first 12 weeks of his mission. anyway i think I'll send a package home soon cause that would be fun, you should let me know if there is anything you would want from Canada. haha Jordo told President that me and him would be good comps cause we have really good unity. so maybe we will serve together. but anywho im gonna go but i love you dearly and will chat with ya soon.

Oct. 9th email: Saw the Northern Lights

 all is well here conference was really good. i enjoyed Hollands talk he is a boss hog. it was weird how the shared the story of peter 2 times. but they were unique so its chill. i thought the talk by Echo Hawk was neat. there are lots of native people here so we could use it. umm as long as the i pod has some good tunes im chill with whatever. but it would be nice to have some dvds with the church seal on it. like some conferences or the testaments or the D&C dvds cause our mission is one of the experimental missions soo we have portable DVD players that we can use so anything with the church seal we can watch. have you ever seen the clip only a stone mason the john row moyl story? it gives a shout out to torlief so that's neat i got to watch it not long ago. well im really hoping i get to train soon cause then i could boss my comp around and actually be productive but as of now im just pluggin along. jake hourouny has a cousin coming out next transfer so maybe ill train him that would be cool. thats cool that jed is workin for kepco. is kepco picking up some work? yeah dont send me any candy the candy here is way better anyways i can eat all the kinder eggs i want :) haha you could send me some cheapo headphones and a small oil container. the headphones are for watching videos on mormon.org oh and yeah we got to see all the sessions they are on tv but we saw them at the stake center and one session at a members house. yeah the last package was fun i got everything... including things that i could get sent home for having haha trying to get a missionary to play the lotto. but i enjoyed the glad tidings from prophet Peter Popoff i felt like i had no need to here from Thomas S  cause peter told me all i needed to know haha the beef jerky was prolly my favorite thing. OH BY THE WAY I SAW THE FLIPPIN NORTHERN LIGHTS it was so cool i even got some pictures but they dont show up very well on the camera. if only i was Garr i could of found out how to get better pics haha. i didnt know were the firework setting was :( but things are going pretty well here in sturgeon the work is really slow but its there, so thats good. im studying a ton im trying to read the whole bible in 2 transfers its going pretty well im half way through the old testament. anywho i love you lots and i got to mail my presisdent

Oct. 1st email: "immersed in the waters of baptism"

yeah october is neat. they celebrate thanksgiving soon so that's weird. yeah thing are going swell here i helped a lady put together a marlin 30-30 yesterday it made me miss mub. also there is some cool rednecks in my ward who have guns and a huge farm so i like to chill with them(they have a really hot daughter too) my comp is really weird he has zero emotions and he hates everyone. im not entirely sure why he's on a mission. but its chil,l he works hard so thats what count,s but like 70% of our ward dosent like him cause he is just rude to them, so its kinda hard to do things. this week he was lectured by 2 different members it was really funny. right now im reading a poop load out of the old testament, im at the end of numbers right now and its pretty crazy. im glad we have the BOM to clear all of the nonsense up thats in the bible. oh i really enjoyed the bible bashing pamphlet you gave me hahahahaaha it was pretty silly. that shirt is pretty sexy too. you should send my kitty shirt to me so my comp will think im gay lol that would be fun. i took a pic of my ankle but its like 2 week after it happened so its not cool at all.  one of the members here is a physical therapy dude so he told me to do some stretches and stuff so it healed really quick. man the Brigham City temple looks so freakin rad. oh by the way someone in my last area is getting dunked because they went to the Calgary temple. so thats cool. so its almost like papshmere is helping me out here hehehehe. so thats neat.  2 people i taught are getting baptised. im gonna try to buy a scale today so my weight loss can move forward.  also i think next summer im gonna buy a new suit is that's chill? cause the one i have is gonna be destroyed after winter. plus im losing some weight so i can get a smaller one. the new camera you got me is super nice i like it. Abner, one of investigators is super stoked for conference so hopefully he will feel the spirit and get immersed in the waters of baptism. i just read the story about the talking ass and it made me think of dad haha cause those were always his favorite scriptures. what an example haha  today the lady at the laundry mat gave me and extra dolllar cause she likes me. it would be neat to see the Coulams, im sure he knows exactly where im at cause he served here. what family did he marry into? anyway things are going well the church is true enjoy general conference byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Answered Questions (kind of!!)
 -what is your apartment like? small
-what is the town like? rich
-who are your investigators? Jerry cunningham, tery federok, abner roque
-How is your ankle? hurty, but not bad i still boss niggas with it
-did you get the package yet? yeah i took some pics already, my comp wont let me take pics of him its funny
-what do you do with the pictures mandy and I send you? keep them for a little then recycle them(theres just to many to keep)
-who have you gotten letters from?no one
-what kind of gloves do you want me to buy you? any or do you want to just get them there? i dont care
-What do you do on pday? B ball
-Have you had to cook at all in this new area? lunches
-do you have a microwave? yes
-would you like a garmin for your car? a member gave me one
-do you ever get on facebook? not yet
-do you look at your blog? no
 -where do you email from? the library its a cool building its got fountains and stuff
-do you always email at the same time? kinda like at around 11 
-anything else you want me to mail you? tell nick to put lipstick on and kiss a napkin and send it to me.... 

Sept. 24th email: I prayed really hard, so it's doing fine

I miss maxy puppy!!!!!! (I sent a picture with my email) boy oh boy this week was exciting. i went to a military base on exchanges it was really fun, the guy let me play with all sort of guns. then we went to these afro-canadiens house and their baby pooped with so much pressure that it squirted out of its diaper onto the wall. i was really nasty. speaking of babies their is a really cute little girl in our ward named Scarlett, its fun. DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY A CAMERA?  (since he lost his already)
but yeah its getting colder here. we are having lots of success and things are going just swell. i had a dream about zombies and i killed one with a toothbrush. it was pretty weird. one of our investigators is some sort of crazy voodoo type guy and he made me do this thing called a chi machine it was pretty funny. you should look it up on you tube. thats cool that mubs cute little team is doing so well. well im pretty tired right now so i don't know what to write..... im sending a letter today so that will be good. oh i rolled my ankle pretty good so its like purple right now but i prayed really hard so its doing fine. there is a asian guy in our district who is gonna play in the nba someday he is from Mongolia and played in the Olympics. his last name is something like bacheluun or something. well anywhoo ill write a good letter l8er byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

Everyday life in Hinton

 Maple Flavor!

 Parogies and Noodles

 Grocery bag window coverings

 My Desk

 "Cool Guy"

 "Tough Guy"

 Elk

 Glacier Lake

Canada Sky

 Our apartment building (Watt)

THE TRUCK!

Sept. 10th email: "a boxer and knife thrower"

welll welll well my camera is still lost. but that's okay. my comp is really cool. he looks like he should be in a action movie. he walks and talks like a BA its fun. and instead of saying yes he just gos hmmm in a cool voice. he was a boxer and a knife thrower. he only did it in a little town in Nova Scotia so its not like he is famous. but every morning he shadow boxes, so that's really cool.  My old comp was ok, thought my drawings would have given you a good idea about him. lets just say I'm okay with missing the baptism to get a new comp...... haha but Elder Carson is way rad i hope someone tries fighting us, it would be cool. whenever we bible bash he clenches his fists and i think he is going to kill someone. haha and the pants he wears are like jean material he reminds me a ton of Boondock saints. and hes the only active member in his family. hes cool he is also the district leader so we go to the office often, so just send stuff there. hahah he dosent have a drivers license either so i drive everywhere. we have a nice little car its called a Cruz or something. oh he also wears like cowboy style shoes haha hes cool. yeah my new area is basically all of St Albert so look that up and that;s were I'm at, its just north of Edmonton we even cover part of Edmonton so its not far away. i met elder Marsh's comp cause he was in the city for a meeting so i told him to tell Jordo i love him. i think i will try to give him a call soon.man i cant believe Logan won that much ammo. its probably a sign that he will need it (the world is ending) haha jk but yeah obama is definatly directed of the devil. he is trying to destroy the Constitution. is against families, he eats little babies. all sorts of stuff. you could prolly send me a camera or i could buy like a 20 dollar one whatever. did you already send me one package? its weird being back in a ward tooo. we met with a member named bro Orr and he asked me if i would marry a black girl hahah then we talked about blacks and the priesthood and what not. he was part of a group called the Genesis group (basically the black panthers but Mormons) and he does firesides and stuff.  he is the smartest guy i know. all he does is study deep doctrine. but he doesn't even come to church, haha, silly guy. we ate at some African lady's and she made so much good food it was crazzzy it was spicy and yummy i was so stoked. and there is a Mexican lady here, too, so i can eat mexican food!!!!! yay anyway the people here are way cool and we have a couple good investigators so its fun.  but i gots to go byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sept. 3rd email: Vote for Mitt!!

Well life is good, I'm taking off to the big city today so thats fun. to a place called Sturgeon. my new comp is Elder Carson. it should be fun. this week i was going to have my first baptism but i got sent away so thats silly. i think i still get to count it as my baptism haha but anyway I'll share the spiritual message this week. yayayay so Rosemary Sweet said she never wanted to see us agian last week and that God wouldn't want her to pay tithing and all this stuff so we were all sad, but then she called us on Thursday and she had a dream that her grandmother was in heaven and she said "I'm stuck" then Rosemary said i can free you, then they hugged. then the dream ended and she started crying and knew she needed to go to the temple soon!!!!! holy cow it was neat. she will prolly end up being a temple worker or something. it was really cool. but anyway life is crazy, last night we had a BBQ and i said bye to everyone but i lost my camera so i don't have a single picture of the people of Hinton so thats a bummer. hopefully it will turn up somewhere. i wonder if I'll get to see Jordan Marsh today at the transfer meeting that would be fun. anywhoo my new comp is like a semi pro boxer in Canada and lived in New Brunswick thats all i really know about him. he and Elder Watt were comps and i think elder Watt didnt like him hahahaha so I'll prolly end up liking him a lot lolz but I'm excited it will be a whole new experience being in a huge city. so I'm stoked. I'm doing pretty good on my diet i way 135 right now. so thats fun.  there is lots of good candy here lots of European stuff. people also make fun of me for how i use my utensils haha but i don't care cause I'm a boss. The Canadians in this area all work for big oil, so they are very greedy. its like chillin in the middle of the lamanites looking for someone hiding among the filth. I've been thinking about the second coming a lot and i think it will happen soon. cause if you think about it god loves little children more then anything else. and hes up there having to send them down to this miserable place. i dont think he will take it much longer. plus Obama's health plan is the mark of the beast. in Revelations it talks about getting the mark of the beast on your wrist. and he wants to make it so we will all have micro chips in our wrists!! and if you think about it he is preaching things of Satan like being gay is chill and what not. so he is obviously run by the devil. so someone who is on the devils team will have control of the hospitals and what not thats sucky! anywho vote Mitt haha anyways everything seems to be going down hill. i bet this conference will say something about it. did you here Clint Eastwood is for Mitt Romney hahahaha thats pretty dope. man today I'm having my last lunch at president Holts house then I'm takin off, its pretty sad, but I'm stoked at the same time, cause we have knocked on every single door in Hinton! we literally know the entire town its crazy. so now i get to go to the city were the possibility are endless. but i mos def will miss the mountains and wildlife here in Hinton. and the branch, i love the people here. but its okay we can all come back in a couple years right??? haha.  It starting to get colder everyday here in Canada. our morning runs are freezing. i heard there is some crazy drought going on and food is gonna be hela expensive. thats a bummer. good thing our prophets have been telling us to prepare for this ish* for years haha the church is true. its pretty cool to see a modern day prophet tell us whats going on. man I'm stoked for the second coming. the apostle will be breathing fire and all sorts of stuff byeeeeeeeeee